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Ways to annoy Futurama haters1. Whenever an episode or movie is on, remind them so every five minutes.

2. When you drive somewhere, search the dashboard. When they ask what you're doing, say you're looking for the hover button.

3. Try to squeeze yourself in the freezer and tell them you want to go to the future.

4. Put a plushie brain slug on your head and speak in a monotone.

5. Run up to random redhaired men on the street and scream "Fry! I always knew you were real!"

6. Talk to your washing machine and insist it's a robot.

7. Dress in a red jacket with a white shirt and blue jeans and act like it's the height of fashion

8. Ask for directions to the Central Bure

10 ways to annoy Philip J. Fry10 ways to annoy Philip J. Fry

1. Ask him repeatedly why he isn't going out with Leela yet
2. Call him either Small Fry, French Fry, or Chip repeatedly
3. Steal his holophoner
4. Ask him why his opera sucked so much
5. Tell him you're going out with Leela, then laugh loudly at his reaction
6. Steal something, then blame it on him
7. Take all the Slurm
8. Break the TV set
9. Say you've got a secret and you won't tell him what it is. After he's bugged you a thousand times, say "What? I thought you knew"
10. Tell him Lars is better than him

10 ways to annoy Bender10 ways to annoy Bender B. Rodriguez
1. Take his banjo and smash it
2. Whenever he tries to say "Bender is great", interrupt him by saying "Nope" and laughing loudly
3. Blackmail him
4. Tell Fry who's really been posting those naked pictures of him on the Internet
5. Steal the contents of his locker
6. Tell him his cooking sucks
7. Say "Bender sucks" repeatedly
8. After he says "Bite my shiny metal ass", really bite his ass
9. Steal the bags of Fry's blood he keeps in his chest compartment, then sell it back to him at a very high cost
10. Call the cops on him

10 ways to annoy Turanga Leela10 ways to annoy Turanga Leela

1. Ask why she doesn't have good depth perception repeatedly
2. Attach plastic cows to the windshield of the ship, then laugh loudly when she swerves to avoid the "space cows"
3. Ask what smells like sweaty boot rash when she enters a room
4. Go on a joyride with the ship and blame it on her
5. Take her diary and sell it to Bender
6. Mess up the ship's trajectories
7. Kidnap Nibbler for ransom, then say "Wasn't that fun?" when finished
8. Say she lacks the will of a warrior
9. Cringe when she looks at you
10. Scream "AAH! MONSTER!" and run away when she tries to talk to you

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Normal DayNormal, lazy day. I feel kinda funny, like maybe my clothes are too loose. Well, they're always loose but maybe more than usual.
Bender sneaks up on me, putting his arms around my chest.
"Heya," I say. "Whatcha up to?"
"Eh, my day was crappy. Someone puked on my footcups. But at least I get to see you, huh?" he replied.
Ah, Bender. Always knows how to make me laugh.
"C'mon, couldn't have been TOO bad." I said.
His expression becomes devious, all of a sudden. The suspicion grows.
"Whaddya up to, huh?"
He snickers, like some schoolboy laughing at the loser kid.
"Seriously, TELL ME!"
I'm seriously getting impatient now. What is it Bend

Hyena LaughterWeakling. Small fry. Easy target. This is what I am. Nothing more than a punching bag. They don't care if I get hurt. Not even Annabel...
When I saw her talking with those guys, I guess I always thought she was trying to defend me. Turns out she was betting on who could make me cry first.
You must be really pathetic if even your girlfriend picks on you.
I only found out because of the name-callers. The ones whose mission in life is to make me cry every day of the week.
They were trying to make me live up to their favorite nickname for me, crybaby, and I was doing my best not to. It was mostly stuff I'd heard before, so nothing was working

Day in a BlenderDays at this office go by painfully slow. Like, so painfully slow you want to kill yourself. I don't know whether it's the lack of anybody other than the slutclops to chat with, or the boredom-chip-overloading stupid paperwork. Both are great contenders.
The reason I felt a need to comment on such an obvious fact is that today was different. In the space of a couple minutes it went from "oh god make the pain stop where's a suicide booth" to "well hey, this is kinda nice".
That's all thanks to a girl meatbag who barged her way into our office while Stretchpants and I were playing checkers out of boredom. She never learns that I always win.

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A picture of me next to the giant inflatable Pokemon at the Pokemon trading booth.

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=Beeju Dec 13, 2012 Professional General Artist

Awwww!!! That's so cool! and that's awesome you got to go the comic con! There's lots of neat stuff there!

I love the three Johto starter Pokemons!

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~FuturamaFan7810 Dec 13, 2012 Hobbyist Artist

Me too!!

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~odettetorres Oct 11, 2011 Hobbyist Digital Artist

awwwwwwwwwwwww u got to go to a comicon man i wanna go to one

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~FuturamaFan7810 Aug 25, 2011 Hobbyist Artist

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~Call-Me-Jackie Aug 11, 2011

:U I want one of those....

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Yeah, me too

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*DasWiener Aug 5, 2011 Hobbyist Digital Artist

Ohp! LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE NEEDS CPR.

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