10 ways to annoy Bender

10 ways to annoy Bender B. Rodriguez
1. Take his banjo and smash it
2. Whenever he tries to say "Bender is great", interrupt him by saying "Nope" and laughing loudly
3. Blackmail him
4. Tell Fry who's really been posting those naked pictures of him on the Internet
5. Steal the contents of his locker
6. Tell him his cooking sucks
7. Say "Bender sucks" repeatedly
8. After he says "Bite my shiny metal ass", really bite his ass
9. Steal the bags of Fry's blood he keeps in his chest compartment, then sell it back to him at a very high cost
10. Call the cops on him